Mitt Romney v. Obama: 44 – 45%
Mike Huckabee v. Obama: 43 – 46%
Sarah Palin v. Obama: 43 – 50%
Newt Gingrich v. Obama: 40 – 51%
Rick Santorum v. Obama: 34 – 49%
Tim Pawlenty v. Obama: 32 – 49%

No matter how you slice it, President Obama kicks all of your fucking asses, you fucking assholes!